Hungry For Power Games: Republican National Convention Edition

Hungry For Power Games: Republican National Convention Edition


>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! THESE CONVENTIONS CAN BE FUN TO
WATCH, BUT FOR THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IT IS A BLOOD SPORT
THAT WE JUST WATCH. IT IS BARE-KNUCKLE BRAWLING. IT’S LIKE THE HUNGER GAMES. NO, IT’S WORSE THAN THAT. IT’S — THE HUNGRY FOR POWER
GAMES! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ HA HA! I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE 2016
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL HUNGRY FOR POWER GAMES! QUICKEN LOANS ARENA, NAMED FOR A
MONEY LENDER SO YOU KNOW IT’S RUTHLESS! CACALIGULA, LET’S GO! THIS YEAR’S POWER GAMES ARE A
BIG TENT. OF COURSE, ALL RACES AND CREEDS
ARE W WELCOME THIS YEAR, UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO UP TO THE
EXECUTIVE SUITES, IN WHICH CASE YOU WILL WANT TO USE THE WHITE
ELEVATORS. (LAUGHTER)
HA HA! WELCOME TO THE ARENA, CITIZENS! SO GRAND, IT CAN ALMOST HOLD
DONALD TRUMP’S ENTIRE HEAD. (LAUGHTER)
WHAT’S THAT? YES, YES! OH, OH! LET’S GO! THE RED CARPET, OF COURSE, IS
HERE TO HIDE THE RIVERS OF BLOOD THAT WILL EVENTUALLY POUR DOWN
FROM THE CORNUCOPIA, WHEN DONALD TRUMP, FLANKED BY HIS TWO
EUNICKS TAKE THE STAGE, PAUL RYAN AND REINCE PREVIOUS WHO
CLEARLY CHECKED THEIR BALLS AT THE FRONT DOOR. ONE SEAT WAS SAVED FOR CHRIS
CHRISTIE TO HAVE THE BEST POSSIBLE VIEW OF THE END OF HIS
CAREER. YOU WOULDN’T MIND. THERE YOU GO. FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO
OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH — WHO WROTE THAT? THAT’S FRESH! EXCUSE ME.>>I’M ABOUT TO GO LIVE.>>Stephen: I APOLOGIZE. THEY LED TEL — LET TELEMUNDO IN
HERE?>>YES.>>Stephen: ANSWER A QUESTION
FOR ME — (SPEAKING SPANISH)
— DONALD TRUMP OR HILLARY CLINTON?>>NO COMMENT.>>Stephen: IS THAT SPANISH? I DON’T UNDERSTAND. (SPEAKING SPANISH)
>>Stephen: SOUNDS DELICIOUS BUT I’M FULL. NORTH CAROLINA STAGED THEMSELVES
STEEKCALLY NEXT TO THE BOOTHROOMS SO THEY CAN CHECK
PEOPLE’S GENITALIA BEFORE THEY CAST THEIR BALLOTS. I HAVE A WEASEL IN MY PANTS. CHUCK TODD! HAVE MATT LAUER WASHED AND
BROUGHT TO MY TENT! MY WEASEL WANTS TO MAKE LOVE TO
YOUR GOATEE! MEANWHILE, LIBERAL WASHINGTON
STATE POSITIONED ITSELF NEXT TO THE BATHROOMS MALE, FEMALE AND
PIS RIDATE. ANYTHING GOES! ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO AND ON
THE ONE THING I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
2016 HUNGRY FOR POWER GAMES! HA HA! BEAUTIFUL! THIS WEEK IN THIS ARENA, THE
REPUBLICANS HAVE PROVED THEY ARE TRULY PASSIONATE ABOUT ONE
CANDIDATE, HILLARY CLINTON! THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING TO STOP
HER UP TO AND INCLUDING NOMINATING DONALD J. DONATE
JAMISON TRUMP! BUT TRUMP WILL NOT ENTER THE
ARENA ALONE, NO! HE HAS FORMED AN ALLIANCE WITH
INDIANA GOVERNOR MIKE PENCE! (LAUGHTER)
SORRY, I BLACKED OUT THERE FOR A MOMENT. SO IT IS MY HONOR TO HEREBY
LAUNCH AND BEGIN THE 2016 REPUBLICAN NATIONAL HUNGRY FOR
POWER GAMES! LOOK, LOOK, I KNOW I’M NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE UP HERE, BUT LET’S BE HONEST, NEITHER IS
DONALD TRUMP! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF
OUR LIVE CONVENTION SPECIALS!
STICK AROUND!

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100 thoughts on “Hungry For Power Games: Republican National Convention Edition

  1. Funny how he mocks the RNC when the DNC turned out to be one of the biggest shit shows in recent history, with mass corruption being exposed.

  2. I love you, Stephen! That was amazing.
    "I know I'm not supposed to be up here, but let's be honest here, neither is Donald Trump !" Hillarious!

  3. "I know I'm not supposed to be up here, but let's be honest, neither is Donald Trump."

    That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen…….

  4. Love how he was allowed to stay up there and say anything, but the DNC officials ambush him.
    Way to look better than Trump, taking the low road

  5. It truly is like the Hunger Games – the one no one expected to win but still got a lot of attention came out as the victor and the world is never going to be the same again.

  6. Now that the election is over, is he going to crown Trump the winner? Also, will this big a segment for the next election or is this the end of Julius Flickerman?

  7. Should have done the Palpatine taking over the Senate speech. Makes sense if you're watching this now

  8. Umm can we say SAVAGE???!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ€œπŸΎ Virtual Fist Bump!!!

  9. And that's why trump won! Rnc allowed him to formally launch the games on the podium while dnc didn't. Still watching this on 2018

  10. It took me 1 minute & 24 seconds to realize that that isn't a real dog.

    Edit: it took me 2 minutes & 55 seconds to realize that that's a weasel.

  11. There are 13 countries in which atheism is punishable by death. There are 18 countries where homosexuality is punishable by death. ALL of them are Islamic.
    Islamic nations rank lowest in women's rights. In fact, cruel and unusual acts of violence are regularly carried out on women on a systematic basis in these nations. Islamic nations which do not have oil as a resource are backward, both in terms of technology and economy.
    Most of the terrorist groups active today commit similar acts of terrorism that are in line with the Islamic doctrine and claim to do so in the name of Allah enshrined in the Koran.
    There are thousands of Islamic terror groups active worldwide. ISIS and al-Qaeda are just the ones that got popular.
    Islam demands exclusiveness. And demands domination over other faiths. This makes it incapable of adjustment and co-existence.

    Everyone should see these videos.

    The Islamic hatred of Gays and Lesbians
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faSKWFZE1zE
    An uncomfortable truth
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrUiHB5qJJ0
    Rotherham child abuse scandal
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FNXXCRvAQ0
    The TRUTH about "grooming gangs" in Britain
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsI0GD0WKZc
    Rotherham grooming victims speak out for the first time
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAvRj6BQ0AM
    "Why Don’t I Criticize Israel?" – Sam Harris Podcast
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX-UPcrejHc
    ISIS Magazine LAUGHS at the West's "Islam is a Religion of Peace" Narrative
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HYLiMaj9Ak
    Sharia Showdown
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOABjtNMYXQ
    Sharia Law 101 – the essential statistics
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYHGDBC19qo
    Hitchens explains Islam and why it is so STUPID.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCHHfBeu0QE
    The DUMBEST Muslim Ever – Islamist Roasted
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFxRn008fAY
    Islam, Free Speech, and the Self-Hatred of the "Lunatic Left" – Anne Marie Waters in Stockholm 2016
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOs7YCwHrXA
    The Horrifying case of #SaveDinaAli
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSnEz06kdyg&t=289s
    Why People Reject Islam Ep1: Trump's useless muslim ban
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkep0xUlBV0
    Sarah Haider: Ex-Muslim
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG_N3QltrWY
    60 Minutes EDL Tommy Robinson On Islamic Extremism
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z04tg2skc4E
    Why Arabs Lose Wars
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZk4Yu42g0I
    #RegressiveNews: Australia Bans Criticism of Islam
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlBAeaViTQc
    Muslims Cannot Be Feminist: Feminist or Muslim, Never Both
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRWadC4OvXQ
    Sharia for Dummies
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_2PMeRdIyo
    The Bloody History of Islam – The Real Story of Muhammad's Death Cult
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd3PbMUJEBQ
    Paedophilia & child marriage in Islam
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LE3QARjIZg
    12 Worst Places To Be BORN A GIRL!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VvtBRnIhSY
    My Life As An Ex Muslim In Islam
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpm4v2OiOvo
    The Failure of the Moderate Muslim
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qczuUrglM
    Islam & Consent: Just as Bad as You Think it Is
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51EciACZ40A
    Suicide Bombings and Islam: An Apologist's Guide
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XZZ3SypO1U
    Muslims Hate Gay People – A Study in Comments
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRRjgOKF5GU
    Islam is a Religion of Peace – Debunked (Islam is Peaceful – Refuted)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcs-M_cJy2U
    Criticising Islam is Islamophobia – Debunked (Islamophobia Refuted)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkvNbQjjCM
    What Arab Muslims don't want black people to know about them!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUZ_ZZenTwI
    Islam – A Letter From an Ex Muslim
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB_T7Wn0szE
    "You hate democracy, yet exploit its freedoms!!!" Awesome reporter shuts down Muslim teacher
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDinRIepzkA
    The Stream – Muslim Patrol police London streets
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukEnAQ_ebE
    What British Muslims Really Think
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-06_nslZi0U
    Terrorists in Belgium: Former Altar Boy Turned ISIS Supporter Shares His Story
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz8jpGmhHZ4
    Exclusive: Inside an Islamic State Terror Weapons Lab
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tlDIhpMHo
    A Word To The Criminal Migrant
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9e_vcSut0A
    An uncomfortable truth
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrUiHB5qJJ0
    Best of Douglas Murray Amazing Arguments And Clever Comebacks Part 2
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVErDJkx4T4
    Inside the mind of a former radical jihadist | Manwar Ali
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwpiI18TBdE

  12. I cannot stop laughing at Stephen's "speech," especially, "I'm not supposed to be up here, but let's be honest, neither is Donald Trump." That line kills me to this day.

  13. This guy tried EVERYTHING to keep Trump out of office, still tries EVERYTHING to get him out of office, and literally spends more time talking about Trump than his own family. He’s literally obsessed with Trump.

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