I was looking for a rebel base, you know, on my speeder bike. I’ve done it a million times. On Tatooine, Naboo, Hoth. But that day, I had an accident. I was blindsided by a reckless Jedi who wanted to have a little fun with his lightsaber. Of course, he denied being at fault and there were no witnesses other than a droid, and that’s not going to hold up in court. I could smell the Corellian Rum on his breath. The Lando Calrissian law office got me 2.1 million Republic Credits and an R2 Unit. Don’t put your case into carbon-freeze. Call the law office of Lando Calrissian. We’ll fight for you. I give you my word. Lando Calrissian has definitely made
a difference in my life. We speak Jawa. Utini!