Law Office of Lando Calrissian

Law Office of Lando Calrissian


I was looking for a rebel base, you know, on my speeder bike. I’ve done it a million times. On Tatooine, Naboo, Hoth. But that day, I had an accident. I was blindsided by a reckless Jedi who wanted to have a little fun with his lightsaber. Of course, he denied being at fault and there were no witnesses other than a droid, and that’s not going to hold up in court. I could smell the Corellian Rum on his breath. The Lando Calrissian law office got me 2.1 million Republic Credits and an R2 Unit. Don’t put your case into carbon-freeze. Call the law office of Lando Calrissian. We’ll fight for you. I give you my word. Lando Calrissian has definitely made
a difference in my life. We speak Jawa. Utini!

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  1. Hey viewers from OTHER COUNTRIES, do you have injury attorney commercials like this in your country? Or are they mostly a North American thing? I've seen them in Mexico too. Let us know, we are curious! Thanks! – Travis

  2. Can Lando Calrissian help me get my money back from swindlers that sold me a droid with a bad motivator? What if a loved one died on the Death Star and the Empire withholds benefits? Help me Lando Clarissian, you are my only hope!

  3. Hey, wait a minute! I think I saw Mr. Lando Calrissian on a amateur porno one of these days… Or was it a condom commercial? Hmm…

  4. Ha, that's one of my favorite shows. I want to do a Breaking Bad parody but it has to be really good. I think I have an idea.

  5. I did put English subtitles up if you need them (click CC). But I turned them off because they cover up all the writing. But if you want them, they are there.

  6. Also this guy gets involved in deals that suddenly get altered and then he ends up praying they don't get altered any further.

  7. That was in the first draft! Changed it to Jawa since Wookie's been done so much. Wasn't even Lando in the first version.

  8. Everybody should aware of their country constitution law. Constitution law helps us to know about our fundamental right, how to live, behaves to others in the society. Site
    constitution.laws.com/5th-amendment provides all information, contacts. i really like this site.

  9. Thanks. We researched it and asked some people but my one guy I count on to make sure we don't make Star Wars errors flaked on me. What a pal.

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