When you’re rolling down the highway with a hot cappuccino and then you swerve and almost spill it
on your new pair of chinos, you’re like “Whoa! That was close, man
these khakis are primo.” And while you’re feelin’ kinda lucky
you might hit the casino Hold up, wait a minute,
now it’s on! First we’re here, then we’re there
now we’re gone! You have the right to remain silent and blah blah blah Here’s some piping hot justice, for breakin’ Murphy’s Law. Let’s say you throw a birthday party for your five-year-old daughter, and then you stand in the vicinity beside her piñata. Well, section seven Murphy’s Law clearly says that you gotta take a hard smack to the sack, heh, nutta’! Hold up, wait a minute, now it’s on! First we’re here then we’re there now we’re gone! When it should’ve gone wrong but it turns out a’ight, you’re breakin’ Murphy’s Law and we’re here to wrong the right, sucka! Perhaps you’re living in an alley in the clutches of poverty, find a hundred dollar bill that might as well be the lottery. Well, according to Murphy, you know it’s gotta be novelty, but the bill is legitimate and your eyes get all watery. Hold up, wait a minute, now it’s on! First we’re here, then we’re there, now we’re gone! Put your hands up in the air and step away from the bill. If it can go wrong, we’re making sure it will! Ahem! Now, did I just witness destruction of US curency? What?!