Republicans vs. Democrats

Republicans vs. Democrats


[KNOCK ON THE DOOR]>>YOUR HONOR?>>YEAH.>>IT’S THE CUSTODY CASE.>>OH YES. REMIND ME THE DETAILS.>>UH, A DIVORCED COUPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER
CUSTODY OF THEIR DAUGHTER THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.>>ALL RIGHT. SEND THEM IN.>>OKAY, WILL DO.>>TAKE A SEAT AND TALK TO ME.>>YOUR HONOR, I WANT MY DAUGHTER BACK. SHE’S BEEN AT HER HOUSE FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS.>>AND BEFORE THAT EIGHT YEARS AT YOUR HOUSE.>>YEAH, AFTER EIGHT WITH YOU!>>AND 12 WITH YOU!>>I’M SORRY, HOW OLD IS SHE?>>225.>>THAT’S– THAT’S VERY YOUNG FOR A COUNTRY.>>STILL OLD ENOUGH TO DECIDE FOR HERSELF RIGHT? WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH KID?>>I’M USUALLY PRETTY ANNOYED WITH WHOEVER I’M WITH AT THE MOMENT. SO…>>WANT TO CHOOSE DAD HONEY? LOW TAXES, LOW SPENDING.>>OH, WHAT ABOUT MOMMY DEAR? HIGH TAXES, HIGH SPENDING!>>COOL. OH.>>SHE DOES THAT.>>WELL YOU CAN’T JUST LET HER CHERRY PICK. THINK ABOUT HER FUTURE.>>OH! I HATE THAT WORD!>>FUTURE?>>IT’S OKAY BABY. THE FUTURE IS NOT REAL. OKAY? MOMMY WILL LET YOU HAVE ALL THE DEBT THAT
YOU WANT.>>AND AT DADDY’S HOUSE POLLUTION IS TOTALLY COOL.>>NO, NO, NO. SHE IS PLAYING YOU OFF EACH OTHER TO GET ANY BAD THING SHE WANTS!>>WELL WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANY BAD THING? OKAY? WHAT ABOUT THIS HEALTH CARE APP I HAVE, HUH? OH, IT WON’T LOAD.>>HA! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.>>OH, GO START A WAR SOMEWHERE.>>YEAH, WELL GO HUG A TREE!>>OH, GO MELT AN ICE CAP!>>DONE!>>OH!>>STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! NOW WE NEED A REMINDER OF GEORGE WASHINGTON’S FAREWELL–>>HONEY–>>HONEY– YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION.>>I’M SORRY. YOU’RE LAME.>>LAME? I FOUGHT IN THE REAGAN REVOLUTION!>>THAT IS NOT A REAL REVOLUTION.>>THEN HOW COME I HAVE SO MANY GUNS?>>NO, I MEANT YOUR BOTH LAME.>>WELL, BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO OCCUPIED WALL STREET!>>YEAH, WELL I DIDN’T NEED TO OCCUPY IT BECAUSE I WORK THERE.>>OH YEAH. WELL, THANKS FOR THE MARKET CRASH.>>YEAH, WELL EUROPE CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR POLICIES BACK.>>OH, 1850 CALLED THEY WANT THEIRS!>>1850 DIDN’T HAVE A PHONE!>>YOU DON’T GET METAPHORS.>>STOP BICKERING! THIS GIRL NEEDS A STRONG FAMILY. CAN’T YOU SEE THAT?>>WAIT WHOA! WE HAVE FAMILIES.>>YEAH, WE REMARRIED.>>HONEY?>>HEY!>>ANOTHER LEFT-WING LIBERAL CONSPIRACY–>>GOOD EVENING YOUR HONOR, SENATE REPUBLICANS–>>NO, NO. GET OUT. RIGHT NOW. BOTH OF YOU. NOT YOU TWO. SIT DOWN. NOW WE’RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE CAN AGREE ON SOMETHING. OKAY?>>LIKE?>>LIKE WHAT SHOULD WE GIVE THE POOR?>>NOTHING.>>HANDOUTS.>>SO YOU AGREE THEY SHOULD STAY POOR.>>YES.>>LOOK AT THAT. WHAT ELSE CAN WE AGREE ON?>>WELL I WOULD LIKE A GIANT FENCE ALL ALONG THE SOUTHERN BORDER.>>AND I WANT LEGALIZED DRUGS.>>SO FENCE WITH HOLES IN IT?>>YEAH. THAT WOULD WORK.>>YEAH, SURE.>>LOOK AT THAT. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH SO MUCH WHEN YOU WORK TOGETHER!>>WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT I THINK WE’VE GOT
TO A GOOD PLACE.>>YEAH, THINGS HAVE DEFINITELY EVOLVED.>>THAT’S NOT A THING!>>[LAUGHTER] THIS GUY.>>MOMMY IS A COMMIE!>>NO! STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU ARE SO IMMATURE. YOU ARE SO IMMATURE.>>DO I NEED TO SEPARATE YOU TWO?>>OH HI U.S.A. HEARD YOU’VE BEEN HAVING SOME FAMILY PROBLEMS AND I THOUGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER.>>STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER. [GUN COCKS]>>GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

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100 thoughts on “Republicans vs. Democrats

  1. I have seen the Democratic Debate and it was like people arguing at a dinner table about politics. 😀

  2. Ah! How I long for the days when you could make political humor on the internet without being crucified!

  3. My animator’s parents divorced when she was 5 years old. She is now in joined custody and can’t stand the sound of arguing because it multiplies her depression by ten.

  4. Back before we wanted to kill eachother over political differences because the media has painted each side against the other to be not just wrong, but evil.

  5. The elephant and rhino tie and pin are a reference to a past video. The video is the Founding Fathers Fraternity

  6. When I read things like "The economy is good for America but bad for the Democrats", what must I think of the Democrat party? Is it democratic? Why would I vote for such party?

  7. 225 years old…. Yeah, call back when you reach 1000 years. Still it's weird our flag is more than 3 times older as the USA and our country is more than 4 times as old.

  8. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
    I'm an American but…
    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
    🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  9. I like how they didn’t criticize just republicans or just democratics. They made fun of hypocrisy and stupidity on BOTH sides instead of just demonizing one side and making the other seem great.

  10. Ok, here's the thing. Someone has to break it to USA that she's older than her parents. Oh my god.. that brits are right. Our family trees are wreaths!

  11. It’s pretty simple to choose what side your on . If you have no soul your a republican , or you do your a Democrat’s . Pretty simple

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