The Time Zack Morris Gave Screech An Unpaid Law Enforcement Job For The Birthday He Forgot

♪ Zack Morris is Trash ♪ (bell ringing) – [Narrator] Screech is unsuccessfully using shaving cream to cry for attention. Zack questions his manhood in his own house. Kevin, Screech’s robot, reminds Zack yesterday was Screech’s birthday, which Zack forgot. Zack offers half-assed, belated wishes, clearly the result of Kevin’s prompting. Zack calls a meeting […]

Government Shutdown: America’s Closed

(clicking) (comical boinging) – Hello, ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the United States, visitors from abroad. Welcome. I know a lot of you have traveled long and far to get here. It’s always so exciting to hear. The Washington Monument is closed. It was deemed unessential. You’re all out of luck. At this point, if […]

Government Weed Dispensaries | Torontopia

(upbeat music) – Okay, so as you know, we will be shutting down dispensaries and opening up our 80-store legal monopoly on weed. – (clapping) Yeah! – Yes! – Put those criminals behind bars and let’s sell some pot! – Now, first matter of business, who here knows how to sell weed? (ominous silence) – […]

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