The First Democratic Presidential Debate

-Let’s get to the news. Tonight was the first Democratic presidential debate between Elizabeth Warren, Beto O’Rourke, Cory Booker, your middle school vice principal, the lady who kept your Frisbee, the guy your mom dated after the divorce, the lady who wears funny sweatshirts about wine, and three Bill de Blasios. [ Laughter and applause […]

The Third Democratic Debate

-Let’s get to the news. The third Democratic debate was held in Houston tonight and featured 10 Democratic candidates and, thanks to gerrymandering, four Republicans. President Trump’s re-election campaign displayed an aerial banner in Houston today ahead of tonight’s third Democratic debate. And, honestly, Trump has got to give it a rest. [ Cheers and […]

The Lineup for the Second Democratic Debate

Let’s get to the news. Merriam-Webster dictionary tweeted that the “most searched for” words following President Trump’s campaign rally last night were “racism,” “fascism,” and “xenophobia.” While at the rally, that was the calendar of events. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] The DNC… The DNC has announced that the lineup for the upcoming second […]

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