The Trump Family: A Political Dynasty For Decades To Come?

The Trump Family: A Political Dynasty For Decades To Come?


>>STEPHEN: JUST A REMINDER, THE
NEXT DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY DEBATE IS THURSDAY, AND WE WILL BE
LIVE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER BROADCASTING AFTER THE
DEBATE. SADLY, I CAN’T SAY THE SAME FOR
BILL DE BLASIO’S CAMPAIGN. ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) BUT THIS IS VERY EXCITING. WE GOT ALL THE HEAVY HITTERS —
ELIZABETH WARREN, BERNIE SANDERS, AND OF COURSE THE
CURRENT FRONTRUNNER, JOE BIDEN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS —
WE CAN EXPECT PLENTY OF GAFFES, LIKE THIS ONE FROM OVER THE
WEEKEND.>>LIMITED TO FOUR YEARS, I
BELIEVE HISTORY WILL LOOK BACK ON THIS PRESIDENCY AS AN
ABERRANT MOMENT IN TIME. BUT IF DONALD HUMP– IF DONALD
TRUMP IS RE-ELECTED– FREUDIAN SLIP.>>STEPHEN: SIR , DO YOU KNOW
WHAT A “FREUDIAN SLIP” IS? IT’S A MISTAKE WHERE YOU
ACCIDENTALLY REVEAL WHAT’S IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS. ARE YOU SURE THAT’S WHAT YOU
WANT TO SAY? (AS BIDEN)
“I DO NOT LIKE DONALD HUMP. I WILL DEFEAT HIM IN THE GENERAL
ERECTION.” ( LAUGHTER )
SPEAKING OF WHICH, THERE’S NEWS FROM TRUMP’S 2020 CAMPAIGN,
THANKS TO TRUMP CAMPAIGN MANAGER AND MAN WHOSE HEAD LOOKS THE
SAME UPSIDE DOWN, BRAD PARSCALE. ( LAUGHTER )
THIS WEEKEND, PARSCALE SPOKE AT A CONVENTION OF CALIFORNIA
REPUBLICANS– THEIR OFFICIAL MOTTO “WHERE ARE YOU?”
( LAUGHTER ) AND PARSCALE PREDICTED THAT THE
AGE OF TRUMP WOULDN’T BE COMING TO AN END ANY TIME SOON, SAYING,
“THE TRUMPS WILL BE A DYNASTY THAT WILL LAST FOR DECADES,
PROPELLING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY INTO A NEW PARTY.” “THEIR DYNASTY WILL LAST A
— ( BOOING )
>>Stephen: SILENCE YOU MINIONS! “THEIR DYNASTY WILL LAST A
THOUSAND YEARS, AN UNBROKEN LINE OF TRUMPS MATING WITH TRUMPS
UNTIL THEIR CHILDREN HAVE GUMS SO LARGE THEY BLOT OUT THE SUN!”
( LAUGHTER ) HE GUSHED ON ABOUT THE NEXT
GENERATION OF TRUMPLETS — “ITHINK THEY’RE ALL AMAZING
PEOPLE WITH AMAZING CAPABILITIES. I THINK YOU SEE THAT
FROM DON JR. I THINK YOU SEE THAT FROM
IVANKA. YOU SEE IT FROM JARED. YOU SEE IT FROM ALL.” EVERYBODY BUT ERIC. ( LAUGHTER )
WHAT YOU SEE WITH ERIC IS HIM SHOVING GRAY PLAY-DOH INTO HIS
EARS BECAUSE HE QUOTE, “WANTED TO PUT MORE BRAINS IN THERE.” ( LAUGHTER )
AND WE LEARNED MORE ABOUT THE GLORIOUS TRUMP LINEAGE FROM A
NEW ARTICLE TRACING TRUMP’S FAMILY HISTORY, ALL THE WAY BACK
TO HIS GRANDFATHER, WHO MADE HIS FORTUNE DURING THE ALASKA GOLD
RUSH BY SETTING UP A TRAILSIDE TENT HAWKING HORSE MEAT. AND, LO, TRUMP STEAKS WERE BORN. ( LAUGHTER )
THE ARTICLE SHOWS JUST HOW TOUGH TRUMP WAS ON HIS KIDS. APPARENTLY, ON SKI TRIPS, WHEN
THEY RACED DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, TO GET AHEAD OF THEM, TRUMP WOULD
JAB AT HIS CHILDREN WITH A POLE, AND HIS FAVORITE FATHERLY MAXIM
WAS “DON’T TRUST ANYONE,” AND HE LIKED TO TEST HIS CHILDREN BY
ASKING WHETHER THEY TRUSTED HIM. IF THEY SAID YES, THEY WERE
REPRIMANDED. AND IF THEY SAID NO, THEY WERE
ALSO REPRIMANDED. (AS TRUMP)
“YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TRUSTED ME WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST
ANYONE. NEXT TIME, I TRUST YOU WILL NOT
TRUST NOT TRUSTING, OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR TRUST FUND.” ( LAUGHTER )
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE CONDOLEEZZA
RICE.

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100 thoughts on “The Trump Family: A Political Dynasty For Decades To Come?

  1. Does this moron realize that PRESIDENT TRUMP is GAINING popularity by the minute and selling out every place he goes ? Colbert is another Dumocrap asshole !! MAGA !!!

  2. Well, granddaddy Drumft may have started out selling horsemeat, but he moved on to bootlegging and running a whore house–yep–BIG PIMPIN!!

  3. As a conservative I don’t want Trump’s family in politics, just like I didn’t want to see the Bushs, Kennedys, or Clintons. We are a Republic not a monarchy and I don’t want to see families lining their pockets off of the people.

  4. Joe Biden: Elect me, because there are no better options.
    Rest of the field (with the exception of marianne williamson), including those that have already dropped out: Are we a joke to you?!

  5. 1:37 Didn't they already do that?  Isn't the once-proud republican party now the alt-right, protofascist pepe party?  Is humorously using "Mission Accomplished" a little played out by now?  I'm being sincere on that last question; I genuinely want to know if it is, because it seems like it was about a week or two after the originating event happened.

  6. My definition of the word enemy is someone who has proven that they cannot be trusted. So Dump taught his kids to see the entire world as their enemies? That speaks volumes.

  7. 2:47 A.k.a.: How to raise a family of sociopaths.

    There's a number of psychological experiments that scientists are rightly forbidden from doing because they're all HIGHLY unethical.  trump apparently performed at least two of them while raising his kids.

  8. Eric is the Fredo of the trump family……..I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!

  9. Trumps psychology is very interesting.. I feel he doesn’t trust anyone because he himself is full of shit and he’s such an extreme malignant narcissist I’m sure he thinks “well if I’m this way everyone else must be WAYYY worst” but hate to burst your orange bubble pussy ass bitch, you really are a special piece of shit lol..

  10. Oh god! This presidency already feels like it has lasted forever. No more dynasties please! Especially not the clown/buffoon dynasty.

  11. Just want to point out that he also failed to mention Tiffany. Eric get's made fun of all the time, but she might as well be invisible.

  12. Everything about this man screams sociopath. If he had been born Italian or Russian, I have no doubt he would’ve been in their mob.

  13. Like Czar Nicholas and Alexandra Romanov……. what happened to them when the constant rug-burn to the people went a layer too far? As I'd imagined a few days ago, if he ever makes a campaign commercial and plays the part of Gaddafi in his last minutes, hope the camera work's better.

  14. WeThe People let u pricks get away with your fascist 30 writer crap….. No more…
    PROVE your shit or shut up….CANADIAN FREAK!!!!

  15. I’ve seen a load of bs from a criminal dynasty. Move to Russia were they will “eliminate you worthless all” by Putin’s Commie Instinctive brainwashing and upbringing. Putin, your “USA Greed Puppet” days are numbered. One way or another! Evil, a pissant compared to The Greatest Strength of ALL. SPOILER ALERT: GOOD WINS When ALL IS SAID AND DONE!!! .

  16. We can only pray to the sky that Trump and his family FIX America for decades to come.. To much Diversity creates nothing but a shlthole country… FACT!

  17. I am not surprised that is what trumps campaign manager is saying, most likely right out of trumps mouth and his plan all along. Why else does he have ivanka and jared in the White House? He truly wants to be a king and emperor and have a family of royalty to follow his reign. Hence why he doesn’t follow the rule of law and doesn’t care about the US Constitution. Trump needs to be reminded of why we fought the American revolution and the Boston tea party.

  18. What kind of person-people would consider trump and his family a "dynasty"? Sick kind of people that's who. I mean really? Seriously??

  19. Just get used to it you hating libwads. Yall idiots get your news from a sorry late night comedian then act like oh trump is such a bad guy how could he ever be president?! This is just horrible! You sorry losers cant realize he done more positive for you already than obama ever did

  20. That's right, Stephen Colbert…you leftist fucktard 😂😂

    Get ready for a WHOLE LOT more of our awesome Trump family 💕💕

    TRUMP 2020…

    TRUMP forever….

  21. What kind of campaign manager is that guy? Does he not know people avoided voting for Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton because they hate political dynasties?

  22. I do not understand these people that are so blind that they don't see Trump positioning himself and his family to be dictators/kings/whatever. Do they truly not see? Do they not care? Do they think they will benefit from it?

  23. The media highlighting Biden’s slight misspoken words is just trying to make something out of nothing for the sake of it. The Democrats need someone that can defeat Trump, that’s currently Biden, but no doubt once again they’ll shoot themselves in the foot by not being able to see the bigger picture, & then eating their own just like the last election!

  24. So, it is really how we thought. He was raised to be a criminal. To mistrust everyone, and all authority (his own father) is pretty sick.

  25. Letting people like trumps to hustle and make money and lead the country says very much about usa , it sends picture to us in the europe , that you are ignorant , reality shows loving nation, not to mention war loving , poorly educated and have actually have no idea what democracy is . This didnt come up just with Trump, years of bad politics and decisions where only rich have benefits , and they back up the politics. Maybe you just deserve that lunatic and to ask yourself very day is he going to push red button and kill us all. Its not socialism and communism if every citizen has health care , or education . But most of you are so ignorant and brainwashed trough the years , that you do think its communism.

  26. The original Drumpf, also a draft dodger, sold meat from dead horses he found along the Klondike trail. He also ran boarding houses for "single" ladies. Scavengers and pimps run in the family.

  27. If his economic, non war mongering, his people before everyone else’s success is anything to ho by then yes.
    Can you imagine the harm the Clinton or Obama dynasties would of (did cause)….sends a shiver down my spine.

  28. www.yang2020.com
    Please give this a thumbs up so that people can see and support. Also as a big middle finger to the main stream media which refuses to cover him.

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